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Sex! Wine! Snails!
um...and also notaires, expats, estate agents, chasseurs, gendarmes, presidents, maires.....the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.comBlogger309125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-3088593613604371482012-12-30T15:44:00.002+01:002012-12-30T16:23:50.822+01:00And Out Went the Light...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Fresh from having his seventy five per cent tax on incomes over one million euros thrown out by the (Sarkozy appointed) Constitutional Council, President Hollande has come up with another cracker....<br />
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Puting out the lights in Paris at one o' clock in the morning in order, as his environment minister says, to give an example.<br />
An example of what, exactly?<br />
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An example of how to keep the Green ministers in the government and the Green party voting with the Socialists in the National Assembly while hoping no one will notice the rape of the land in the interests of private enterprise in the affair of the proposed airport at Notre Dame des Landes ....duplicating the far from overcrowded international airport at Nantes, just up the road....<br />
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An example of hoping that bullshit will baffle brains......<br />
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An example of how to annoy the Maire of Paris.....<br />
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An example of how to allow lowlife as free a rein in the centre of Paris as in the ghettos of the suburbs in the interests of equality...<br />
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Goodness only knows.<br />
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President Hollande exhausted his intellectual resources in becoming elected.....now, in power, he is waiting for the economic cycle to turn up, like Fortune on her wheel, to see him re elected in 2017.<br />
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Only someone trained....not educated...at the Ecole Nationale d'Administration could have such faith in the powers of the classical Roman goddess to scatter good fortune as she rolls through the darkened streets of Paris.<br />
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Experience would indicate that she will either be mugged or that no one will notice her passage.<br />
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However, there is always a positive side to things. Depardieu has departed for Belgium, so the hostesses of Air France can put aside their bleach and mops.<br />
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Still, the lights are going out here too. but not in sympathy with Monsieur Hollande.<br />
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I had hoped that the stalking problems were over.....but find that they are not. <br />
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Already, I had been thinking twice about what I wrote about, but when, while staying with my mother, some limb of Satan saw fit to call her to ask if I were actually in Europe or just laying false trails on the blog it was clear that the pleasure in blogging here was no adequate justification for having a woman in her nineties disturbed and upset by an obsessive.<br />
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I have enjoyed all the comments made, the friendships found, the opening of horizons offered by blogging......and would like to thank you for all the pleasure you have given since I started to blog.<br />
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I will continue elsewhere...away from prying eyes.... and would be very happy to meet you again there. Send me an e mail, should you have the inclination, and I'll send you the new address.<br />
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Happy New Year to you all.</div>
the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-29744234178099455092012-12-23T22:27:00.001+01:002012-12-23T22:27:46.336+01:00End of the world...it's Joanna Southcott's box all over again....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I returned home before the date announced by a plethora of charlatans as being that of the end of the world according to the Maya - a bloodthirsty bunch much admired by the 'peace and love and only five hundred dollars a head for a conference on Sirius' brigade.<br />
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I had seen the preparations to prevent the devoted and the demented from clambering about Mount Bugarach in south west France....provided not only by the local gendarmerie but even by the Garde Republicaine complete with horses, making a change from their usual country break guarding the vines of the Champagne region from theft by persons or other vignerons unknown.....the whole urged on by the director of the bit of the surveillance services that survey sects.<br />
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As until fairly recently the Anglican Church in France was suspected of being a sect - weird rituals with tea cups after the service and the sale and exchange of books in a foreign language providing grounds for suspicion - the news that someone had left the village in order to buy clean underpants before Der Tag was clearly enough to set the surveillance wheels in motion.<br />
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All in vain. The portals to another dimension did not open up, no more than the usual number of UFOs were sighted and Plod's overtime was cancelled.<br />
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A non event. <br />
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But it was the means of reminding me of something I enjoyed and continue to enjoy about rural France.......its sheer, unadulterated parochialism.<br />
The delight in small happenings, from the shock horror of fourteen people being fined for speeding through Ste. Conasse in the course of one afternoon - about half the population of the commune - to the delight at the reopening of the village hairdresser in Ste. Barbe, everything local is worth attention.<br />
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So it was with much pleasure that I clicked on the post from the super blog <a href="http://www.lecafedelaville.fr/">Le Cafe de la Ville</a>, to find that the blogger's own town had not been left out of the End of the World scenario.....<br />
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The area around the station, undisturbed by much activity since the passing of the steam locomotiv, had been reported as experiencing strange noises......<br />
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All good fun, even if retribution is to be expected from the owners of the minibus, the gentlemen of the football club........and how pleasant it is to think that someone can take the time and effort to celebrate their own home patch.<br />
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I'm on mine, I hope that you are on yours and I wish you a merry Christmas, wherever you are.<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com16tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-10423247419903992562012-11-25T02:51:00.001+01:002012-11-25T02:51:15.814+01:00Eurovision it's not...<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Something like this used to announce European events...like the Eurovision Song Contest...nul points...before the bloated functionaries of the EU decided to pervert Beethoven's Ode to Joy to celebrate their ascension to the gravy train...<br />
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The reports of the last budget session made me wonder if the EU leaders were living in a land through the Looking Glass...cuts to the budget for cross national transport, development and broadband accessibility...to let the French keep their farm subsidies....and the EU bureaucrats their perks.<br />
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I would like to have the modern version of these camped on the lawns of the Berlimont building in Brussels...<br />
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And then we'd see a new blitzkreig!<br />
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Which is to say that I'm off to Europe for a few weeks...back to the old country...back to intermittent internet access..back to bureaucracy on the grand scale....back to mad taxes....gin eand ear trumpet work with mother...and some super meetings with fellow bloggers!<br />
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I will try to keep up with your blogs but please forgive me if I cannot comment....</div>
the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-15195649619397278302012-11-21T02:51:00.001+01:002017-01-06T02:44:20.625+01:00How French.....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The cooker hood is to be installed before I leave.<br />
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It should have been installed much earlier in proceedings but we bought it when last in San Jose ....and The Men forgot to bring it back here.<br />
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We collected it today after a shopping trip for taps (didn't have the model we wanted); <br />
bread (had to go to three bakeries to get enough to last The Men in sandwiches while I am away) <br />
and wine (swept the decks clear of a super Argentinian Torrontes at the Chinese end of line shop).<br />
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After lunch, the box was opened and tradition flouted by deciding to read the instructions.<br />
The box was labelled in English, Spanish and French....thus between them there shouldn't have been a problem, so I was unprepared for the despairing howl of<br />
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It's all in sodding French!<br />
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By the time I reached the kitchen the other sections, Spanish and English, had been found and the tension was subsiding, only to mount again as they made the discovery that the unit was designed to fit into an over-the-hob unit.<br />
Which had not been in our plans.<br />
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This not being the ideal moment to remind them that I had wanted a different model I retired to the balcony...the French instructions in hand.<br />
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They were in line with most instructions...<br />
Do not put the plastic bag over your head while inhaling;<br />
Use an electrical line tester rather than stuff your fingers into the hole where the switch had been;<br />
But had an additional element.<br />
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No spare parts would be available for the units...well, you ask yourself, when are they ever! Blame accountants and just in time stock management.<br />
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Not for that reason, ma petite dame.<br />
No spare parts would be available because.....it is, according to the French instructions, too dangerous for a non professional to fit them!<br />
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The underlying message being that what you need in your cooker hood's hour of trial is.....roll of drums......<br />
The Artisan Francais!<br />
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I have referred to the brute <a href="http://real-france.blogspot.com/2009/07/cometh-hour-cometh-artisan-francais.html">before</a>, the glaring presence of his work....visible pipes...white plastic strips covering his cables...for when, not if, there is a problem; his will of the wisp tendencies where attention to your job is concerned; his total lack of flexibility...if he is mixing cement he will continue to do so until ten minutes before lunch and chip out the wasted materials two hours later, depositing it neatly out of sight under a shrub.<br />
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I would rather stick my fingers into the hole where the switch had been while placing a plastic bag over my head and inhaling deeply than employ the artisan francais ever again.<br />
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An attempt to book a coach ticket had not left me too well disposed to France either.<br />
The ins and outs of a bull's arse having been typed into the spaces provided, the site proceeded to payment.<br />
Only it didn't. It produced a page telling me that my French bank....for my own security...wanted me to ring a French mobile telephone number. From Costa Rica.<br />
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Ah yes, I remember it well.<br />
When they tell you something is for your own security it will either foul you up completely or, as in the case of the roadsigns telling you that...for your security...the road is under the surveillance of the gendarmerie, cost you money.<br />
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And then I read an article Guy had sent over on the plight of the artisan francais.<br />
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No, he has not been outsourced to India - they have enough troubles of their own<br />
Nor has he been downsized...no other artisan francais will take an axe to him.<br />
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He is suffering from a bad case of the coefficients.<br />
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Coefficients are the curse of France.<br />
Their use in practice means that some clown will pull a number out of a kepi, multiply it by his mother in law's life expectancy and decide that the result is the amount of tax you have to pay. <br />
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And this is what has happened to the artisan francais.<br />
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He used to pay the taxe professionelle...as I did on our letting houses...the product of that tax went to the commune.<br />
Then Sarkozy abolished it...only to replace it with eight different taxes, none of which went to the commune. They went to the conglomerate of communes which was supposed to apply economies of scale to local administration.<br />
Of course, nothing of the sort has happened. Each commune has someone someone looking to roads and pathways...and the conglomerate has its own team doing likewise....French local government operating, as it does, on the principle of 'let not poor Nelly (or Francine) starve'.<br />
No chance while there are taxes to feed her.<br />
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One of the new taxes is called the CFE....Cotisation Fonciere des Entreprises... and it is based on the rental value of the premises used by the artisan in pursuit of his business affairs.<br />
Deft work with the kepi and calculator reckoned that, in our area, the base of imposition should be put at about 8%...multipled by the next number they just thought of...23.22%.<br />
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Then, so as not to exempt those who worked from a hutch in their garden, they imposed a minimum figure of 1,500 euros as a base on which to apply the 23.22 %<br />
The lack of serious grumbles encouraged them to pick from the kepi again the next year.....and raise the base to 5,000 Euros.<br />
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The resulting furore on the receipt of tax demands forced the conglomerate to call a public meeting, where the president got off on the wrong foot by declaring that the packed hall showed the extent of interest in the subject ...growls from the floor....and that his staff's simulations showed no effect on the small business sector<br />
He impressed even less when declaring that his staff thought that upping the minimum would only affect big businesses.<br />
Even coefficients can't account for that hallucinatory judgement.<br />
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And what could he offer as a palliative?<br />
He would ask the tax office not to apply penalties for late payment....<br />
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It was a noisy meeting.....unprintable language was employed....but no conclusions were reached.<br />
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I am just glad that I don't want any work done by a local artisan francais in the foreseeable future.<br />
Those who survive this blow will be busy with the calculator, if not the kepi, sharing the burden of the new coefficients with their customers.<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-74960998716747920302012-11-15T22:14:00.001+01:002012-11-15T22:14:43.841+01:00Unchain the Gorgonzola....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Costa Rica is not famed for the variety or quality of its cheese and a first glance at the vast slabs of white cheese on the stalls is not encouraging. <br />
Vast slabs of smoked white cheese do not offer encouragement either, while the yellow slabs of what is fancifully called mozzarella would have a native of Naples turn her face to the wall.<br />
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There are attempts at hard cheese, by the near monopoly dairy companies Dos Pinos and Monteverde...but the resemblance to the names claimed on the packaging is distant and the prices such as to induce apoplexy.<br />
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The upmarket supermarkets have imported cheese on their shelves.....and are proud of their range of Gouda....but on the whole the picture is grim for cheeselovers.<br />
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I have found one man making super European style cheese in the hills round the Turrialba volcano....though the sulphur fumes from its increased activity make him doubt for how much longer his pastures will be fit for grazing.....but apart from that I now rely on buying full cream cheese in rounds from a lady at the Plaza Viquez market, draining it, then washing it in fortified wine or rum every day and keeping it in the 'fridge betweentimes, wrapped in cheesecloth.<br />
Three months later I have something worth eating.<br />
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So, given the situation, the trip to France and the U.K. will be a chance to eat proper cheese again, and to buy to bring back.<br />
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I thought it was all so easy...<br />
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Goat cheese logs - the cheapo cheapo ones from Super U - which keep for ages until becoming deliquescent enough to eat, the skin peeling off naturally; <br />
Fournol in its round russet coat;<br />
Maroilles, that deep red brick with a smell that would flype your socks;<br />
St. Agur, the creamy blue so disdained by cheese snobs;<br />
Buy whole or halves of each for the suitcase and I was away.<br />
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That was it...until you chimed in and now, even before I hit a cheese counter, the claims of Pont l'Eveque, Comte, Bleu de Sassenage, Bleu de Bresse, Bleu d'Auvergne, Cantal and St. Nectaire are before me...not to speak of my since thinking of Salers, Fleur d'Aunis and the Mizotte du Vendee, let alone contemplating buying Tomme de Laguiole to make aligot.<br />
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My area of France was not blessed as regards cheese....goat cheese aplenty from local suppliers, the discs of 'crotte de chevre,' if allowed to dry out, being dropped into eau de vie for a month or two and eaten as an aperitif, but no specialist cheese shop within easy reach and the supermarkets distinctly variable as, like the fish and charcuterie sectors, these were run on sub franchises...obliged to take and present the 'promotions' of the central supermarket supply chain, be it Leclerc, Super U or Champion, but for the rest being left to their own initiative.<br />
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So I could be happily buying a soft textured tomme de chevre for months, then on my next visit find that the only goat offering was a chalky white ball from the Netherlands. The franchise would have changed hands.<br />
Not that the Dutch can't make good cheese...it just never seems to make it to France...any more than do the wonderfully aromatic Herve, the creamy Passendale and the sharp Brusselae Kaas from Belgium.<br />
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The markets? <br />
There was one good stall in the local town market whose Roquefort wasn't over salty and who sold a good ewe's milk tomme...d'Agour, if I remember rightly.....and whose Camembert was never ammoniac. But he was pricey.....and I only went to the market there for the stall selling small purple artichokes for deep frying.<br />
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Friends with a holiday house nearby used to go every week while they were in residence, going home laden with small rounds of Camembert to last them until the next trip.....returning once with proof positive that when the cheese man said his Camembert was made from unpasteurised milk...lait cru...it was.<br />
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Although having made his pile and retired, our friend used to like to give a hand in the family business and would cover for illnesses and holidays.<br />
Working thus on the lorry reception area, he provided himself with a snack. <br />
A bun with a whole small Camembert within.....not for him 'society sandwiches - six to a mouthful'.<br />
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He was enjoying his snack when a lorry arrived, so he put the bun on his desk to enjoy later and went to see to the reception procedures.<br />
Returning some ten minutes' later, the bun and contents were where he had had left them, but his appetite had gone, for the bun lay open, two crescents marking his first bite, well into the cheese, where he now observed that maggots in quantity were disporting themselves.<br />
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So you will understand if I don't buy any Camembert.<br />
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In any case, I have to leave room for the Stilton....and the Wensleydale....and perhaps a proper Gorgonzola.<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com34tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-18898939673185541402012-11-14T03:46:00.000+01:002012-12-20T17:29:07.712+01:00My Postillion has been Struck by Lightning<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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It had been arranged that mother would come to visit us in December and January, with the maelstrom from Belgium coinciding with the middle part of the visit.<br />
The kitchen would be ready, beds would manifest themselves, mosquito nets would be purchased....all would be in hand.<br />
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Then nemesis in suede shoes, my mother's doctor, intervened.<br />
He did not like the look of her leg (I wonder how he managed to phrase that to escape without injury), he did not like the look of her blood pressure (which would not have been improved by the news on the state of the leg) and, in short, he did not think she could make a long haul flight without undue risk.<br />
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On telephoning the surgery on receipt of the news the receptionist said that Doctor could make time to speak to me 'in the circumstances' and when she put me through he confirmed that he was worried...worried enough, as he said, to brave the wrath of the matriarch, whose lungs and verbal dexterity were, he considered, standing up well to the burden of ninety six years.<br />
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So, instead of flying out to escort mother to Costa Rica I am flying out to visit her by way of a trip to France to see to the admin of Wuthering Heights - are you sure you don't want a house in France? - to upbraid the Post Office for losing my mail, visit the taxman, and encourage the Banque Postale to sell shares I told them to sell some months back.<br />
I'm lucky enough to be staying with friends and will try to catch up on people I didn't manage to see last time....if I have time in view of the shopping list which is gaining on me faster than the tides of Mont St. Michel.<br />
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I have to bring back some decent claret from the cellar....that's O.K. as l shall be at the house in any case picking up the books on antique furniture to supply the carpenter with models for chairs for the house in San Jose.<br />
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I have to look for shoes and galoshes in size 47...a size unknown to Costa Rica.<br />
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I have to look for elasticated waist trousers in pure cotton...not too heavy.<br />
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I have to go the supermarket with the ethnic section to pick up Turkish pimiento paste, both sweet and hot.<br />
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Goat cheese logs, Fournol, Maroilles, St.Agur...harissa...and would it be easier to get kippers in France or in England...better ring our supplier out in the Vendee....and dried mushrooms....<br />
Oh, and those packs of plastic corks and corkscrew...and is there any epine left in the cellar...?<br />
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All very well...but on my success or failure in finding this lot depends my next leg of the journey which will be determined by the weight of my luggage.<br />
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Under twenty kilos and I shall fly by Ryanair....but need to prebook.<br />
Over twenty kilos and it's Eurolines where I can take two suitcases for the price of my ticket.<br />
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I refuse, ever again, to cross Paris with suitcases and a carry on bag...so the train is out.<br />
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With or without the trousers and shoes it looks like two suitcases and Eurolines....but then I still have to pay for an extra suitcase flying back.<br />
I have what I think is called an open jaw ticket - all too redolent of the sharks running the airline business...by which I arrive in Paris and leave from London...and if the problems obtaining confirmation of my booking are any harbinger of what will happen when booking an extra suitcase then I will need a week's notice to sort it out.<br />
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I found the flight combination on Iberia's website...which promptly went down at irregular intervals so that booking a ticket was rather like a ladies' excuse me, which followers of Freud might like to know was first typed as a ladies' excise me.<br />
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Finally, my reservation was confirmed...but not the purchase.<br />
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I have been here before; when my French bank has refused...in the interests of my security...to honour an airline ticket booking as it is rather more than I spend in the supermarket once a week.<br />
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Why didn't you contact me, then?<br />
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We don't do that.<br />
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However, when I was in Costa Rica someone totally unknown to me to was able to buy one thousand Euros' worth of musical equipment in St. Jean de Luz on my account without any worries about my security at all.<br />
It took me six months to get the money back and no explanation has been forthcoming to this day...<br />
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After a delay of over twelve hours I grew restive...and was lucky enough to be able to count on a good friend in France to pretend to be me when ringing the Banque Postale to see if they had authorised payment.<br />
Telephoning from Costa Rica I find their choice of music not up to the cost of the call.<br />
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No, nothing from Iberia.<br />
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The local Iberia office not responding to calls I eventually found a well hidden reservations number on the website. Learning how to pronounce the Spanish alphabet paid off as I recited my reservation reference.<br />
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Tranquillo, Senora...we haven't processed it yet.....wait until the afternoon....<br />
At least it wasn't the manana of the manana.....<br />
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Thanks to my friend alerting la Banque Postale, the payment went through....but the thought of paying for an extra suitcase gives me the willies already.<br />
Oh for the days of clerks who could answer you there and then with the aid of a telephone.<br />
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Were I to fly into Stanstead I could catch up with our hardy Harley Davidson septuagenarians...if it's Eurolines I shall miss them and stay in Kensal Rise instead, whose gentrification I lay firmly at the door of the pet shop and the inflatable doggy sex toy in their window.<br />
Where canine sex toys lead the organic butcher is not far behind, nor the soi disant yummy mummies occupying the coffee shop which used to be a quite decent caff.<br />
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Mother has a programme outlined..her unexpected Christmas shopping.... visits to the theatre....restaurants...<br />
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But in view of what we had first arranged, it is as if her postillion had been struck by lighting.<br />
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I used to do my basic shopping in Sainsbury's in the 1970s...that era when the sight of a woman staggering out of the store under a load of loo rolls would have you dashing inside before they all disappeared from the shelves, only to return weeks later at double the price.<br />
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Bread and sugar were also susceptible to this 'now you see it now you don't' process, but as I had once lost a tooth in a slice of what was laughingly titled 'Mothers' Pride' and didn't have a sweet tooth among those remaining to me these shortages did not affect me to the same degree of urgency.<br />
Even in that era, 'The News of The World' was only fit for bum fodder but having as a child experienced an aunt's economy measures I preferred the stuff on rolls to the stuff cut into squares.<br />
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And let no one mention Bronco.<br />
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Not having had savings at that time I look back on it fondly as a time when inflation made my mortgage repayments look silly.<br />
Any spare money not applied to the purchase of loo rolls was applied to paying off the mortgage in double quick time, which, years later, leaves me without a credit rating as I have never borrowed money since and banks now regard me as an client not susceptible to being fleeced and thus unwelcome.<br />
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When not employing jumble sale elbows in stacking my trolley with loo rolls against stiff opposition I would take a cast round the store.....picking up the basics, the own brands and looking at some of the novelties in the freezer cabinets before heading off to the cold meat counter to buy German breakfast sausage...liver with attitude.<br />
Queueing as bacon was sliced...none of your packets then...I would be standing by the butchery counter, which did have items packed ready for sale, where something in particular always intrigued me.<br />
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Pork chops.<br />
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They were always packed in twos and one was always larger than the other.<br />
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It so intrigued me that eventually I asked the woman slicing breakfast sausage (without cleaning the blade after slicing bacon) why these chops were always of differing sizes.<br />
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It's for families. The big chop is for the husband and the smaller one for the wife.<br />
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What about the kids?<br />
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They eat fish fingers.<br />
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Thus the typical English family in the opinion of the decision makers at Sainsburys.<br />
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Moving to France many years later, a supermarket was an easy way to skirt any language problems...a 'Bonjour' to the cashier and that was it.<br />
Some of the Britpack have managed to spend more than ten years in France using this tactic.....<br />
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Supermarkets were pretty primitive in that period - some of them more like souks - and freezer cabinets were only just being introduced to the ones in my area, but, just as with Sainsburys, while cold meats were being cut to order, butcher meat and poultry was already being packed ready for sale.<br />
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Not for France a mere pair of pork chops...they came in packs of five, the top two loin chops neatly masking the three shoulder chops beneath.<br />
Chicken breast fillets likewise.<br />
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Nor was this the whim of a sole supermarket butcher.<br />
From Intermarche to Super U, from Auchan to Atac, from Champion to Carrefour and even Leclerc....five pork chops was the norm.<br />
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As always, I asked <a href="http://real-france.blogspot.com/2009/06/behind-shutters.html">Madeleine.</a><br />
Not that she bought meat or poultry in supermarkets: she had her own basse cour for ducks and chickens and a butcher well under the thumb, but in my early years in France she was one of the people I could turn to for information and advice.<br />
She died years ago now, but I can still see her, looking up from her newspaper as I arrived at the back door and hear her deep voice exclaiming<br />
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Pardi! You'll never guess what's happened!<br />
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Without her, without <a href="http://real-france.blogspot.com/2009/09/bean-soup-and-bottled-courgettes.html">Alice and Edith</a> and <a href="http://real-france.blogspot.com/2009/04/were-out-of-wine.html">Monsieur Untel,</a> my life in France would have been much the poorer - and much less informed!<br />
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She, of course, had the answer.<br />
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Which was that <a href="http://real-france.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-think-ill-go-on-strike-too.html">the tax efficient French family</a> is that which has two parents and three kids. <br />
Thus the packs of five. <br />
French children, it appears, do not eat fish fingers.<br />
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Originating in policies meant to increase the birth rate after the disasters of the First World War - women are still being awarded medals for having eight kids, would you believe - general tax revenues support the families which reflect the norm of producing one extra child per generation, while generous exemptions exclude the majority of such families from the privilege of paying for the services they consume.<br />
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A whole tranche of potential taxpayers escape the net.<br />
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I talked about it years later with my neighbours' daughter in law, a nurse.<br />
She and her husband had two gorgeous little girls...but no third child.<br />
So did this mean that the advantage of the third child was illusory?<br />
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No. Her husband's family were farmers and their tax regime already exempted them from a great deal of tax, so why go through another birth for an additional child they did not want.<br />
A lot of her friends had had the third child under pressure from their husbands....to get the tax relief.<br />
The farm had spared her that choice.<br />
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I have never objected to paying tax for education or for health services...vital supports for a civilised society.... but to incentivise people to produce more children than may necessarily be wanted in a world where it is finally being recognised that resources are scarce makes no sense at all.<br />
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When last shopping for my mother....though not in Sainsburys...I noticed that pork chops came as singletons...or as two of equal size....or as big packs destined for the freezer.<br />
The British system of family support knows no norms.....<br />
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Before Oddbins and Majestic Wine there was Peter Dominic wine merchants, offering a range from the petillant Portugese favoured by students to stuff that was distinctly a grade above.<br />
I don't know whether I was lucky or whether they had enthusiasts as managers in all their shops, but I learnt a great deal from these gentlemen....the best lesson being to trust your own judgement.<br />
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Father had a fondness for Nuits St. George which he bought through The Wine Society and had a nasty shock when he bought a bottle elsewhere...it was coarse and heavy, the colour staining the glass.<br />
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Yes, said the Peter Dominic manager when I told him. No surprise at all. They're cutting it with the Red Infuriator...stuff from Algeria.<br />
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They're all at it.... coarse stuff from the Languedoc to stretch the Rhones, better stuff from the Rhone bolstering the Bordeaux.<br />
Never trust a label. Trust your own judgement. If you think it's foul...it is.<br />
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As I was to learn when moving to France years later, nothing much had changed, nor has it to this day, but at that point it hadn't crossed my mind to move to France, nor had it crossed the mind of a devotee of Chambery vermouth and Pouilly Fume that I would like a dessert wine when the manager of the branch I then frequented produced a bottle from the fridge.<br />
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Go on...you'll be surprised.<br />
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I was... it made me think of honey and orange, it sent wonderful smells up my nose and it was anything but heavy. I hadn't tasted anything like it.<br />
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Moulin Touchais. Coteaux du Layon. Twenty years old.<br />
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I bought what they had until the branch closed and my Moulin Touchais was no more.<br />
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And then one day I moved to France.<br />
I looked in various areas: Brittany, the Limousin, the Charente and, not finding what I wanted, moved on to the Loire Valley. <br />
In hindsight it is clear that the other areas did not come up to the mark because my unconscious mark was the Loire Valley itself!<br />
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I saw all sorts, then found an estate agent whose method was to allow you to look through files of houses printed in black on coarse yellow paper, pick what you wanted and then send you off with keys...where they existed....and general directions, broad finger on the map...we are here and the enemy is there.<br />
Just the style I loved. Thanks to him I was off the beaten track, getting to grips with what was behind the tourist facade.<br />
I was frequently lost and on one occasion pulled up on a hillside..... a stumpy stone building on the hill above, vines below and a river running at the bottom....the River Layon, upon whose Coteaux I was sitting.<br />
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Though I did not buy a house in the Layon area, I used to frequent it....buying wine, visiting friends....and grew to love its quiet beauty.<br />
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Near the source was an artifical lake where the surrounding, undrained fields were a paradise of snakeshead fritillaries in the spring and I used to take a detour at that season in order to enjoy them on my way to visit friends at Passavant sur Layon, where the successor to Foulques Nerra's castle dominated the river crossing....the only modern day marauders the holidaymakers eager to buy their wine from a chateau!<br />
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Downstream was Clere sur Layon, nestling in the valley among its vines, its roads made perilous by the lorries running to and fro the vast quarries behind the village, the drivers on piece work and stopping for nobody.<br />
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Downstream again to Nueil sur Layon....for the annual horse racing up at the Chateau de Grise before it was sold to the Japanese who stripped it of all its staircases, fireplaces and ornamental detail and sold it on again to be a hotel. The project failed...and such was the low price put upon it by Credit Agricole that I thought of trying to raise the money.....but of course, Credit Agricole had a purchaser all ready...a local bigwig given a present on a plate.<br />
It was in Nueil that I first heard of the festival of Quasimodo.....wondering what on earth this could be - and how it would be celebrated - I was half reassured, half disappointed to learn that it was the first Sunday after Easter, when the introit to the mass of the day began 'Quasi modo....'<br />
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Racing was popular...downstream again, on the way to Les Verchers sur Layon was the Chateau d'Echeuilly who also had an annual race day, but that too finished before I had been there long.<br />
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I had friends in Les Verchers, whose church spire marked for me the transition from the tiled roofs of the south to the slates of the north, one of whom used to lament that she would have been living in a chateau if her uncle hadn't blown his money in Paris on what was discreetly referred to as paying Mistinguette 'to sit in his car'.<br />
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Above Les Verchers the bluff rose steeply, barring the way to the Loire via Doue la Fontaine and the Layon took a right angled turn under the steep hillside, cattle grazing the fields alongside as the road followed it toward Concourson sur Layon, a quiet, nondescript village -claim to fame a site for camping cars. But there's a lot more to Concourson than a pumping station for caravan loos.<br />
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The building above is similar to the one where I once again stepped into the same river....and it is a limestone furnace, for here the quiet Layon was once a hive of industry, running through an area of coal seams.<br />
Shallow pits were dug...some of the airshafts are still visible...and local men would make a contract with the landowner to dig until the seam was exhausted and then return the land to its previous state.<br />
The coal was used to heat the local limestone to reduce it to lime which in its turn went to the building trade...and on the fields.<br />
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France being France, in the mid eighteenth century the royal government decided that while individuals might own what was on the surface, what was under it belonged to the state, who could thus issue licences for its exploitation....and, despite revolts and resistance, managed to impose this new scheme on the Layon coalfields. The new wealth generated can be evidenced by the Chateau des Mines, still, I believe in the hands of descendants of the mine owners.<br />
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Transport was always a problem, and in the later years of the eighteenth century the Layon was canalised, from Concourson down to its confluence with the Loire at Chalonnes, involving as many as twenty four locks, the project being under the protection of the brother of Louis XVI...known as Monsieur, the customary way to refer to a king's next youngest brother...and thus known as the Canal de Monsieur.<br />
Monsieur was to become Louis XVIII at the restoration of the monarchy after the fall of Napoleon, but his canal fell victim to neglect and destruction in the wars of the Vendee and was not, itself restored.<br />
There is another link to that period in that one of the administrators of the mines based round St. Georges was the Comte de las Cases who as a boy acccompanied his father to St. Helena with Napoleon....and who went to great lengths to try to challenge Sir Hudson Lowe, Napoleon's gaoler, to a duel after the death of the Emperor.<br />
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No sign now of the locks as the Layon runs south of Martigne Briand, the chimneys of its chateau visible for miles around<br />
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And heads north through the vineyards to the pretty villages of Thouarce and Rablay d'Anjou, the latter a haunt of artists, on its way to St. Aubin de Luigne and Chaudefonds sur Layon, the heart of coal production, with seams running out under the Loire at Montjean and Chalonnes, where the Layon slides into the turbulent waters of the Loire.<br />
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It is all around you as you travel downstream....from Passavant to Chalonnes you are on a river of wine: the dessert wines of the Coteaux du Layon; dry Anjou Blanc from the same grape, the Chenin, as the dessert wines; Anjou Rouge from, predominantly, the Cabernet Franc and with a bit of luck the pale wine from the Grolleau Gris.</div>
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No, I haven't muddled minuscules and majuscules in a fuddle of Funchal:<br />
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The first, Ena Sharples, prominent character in the early days of the soap opera 'Coronation Street'.<br />
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The second, ENA, l'Ecole Nationale d'Administration, sausage machine for turning out bureaucrats in the soap opera France.<br />
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Ena Sharples was an eldery harridan in a hairnet, whose self proclaimed high moral principles enabled her to terrorise all around her into overlooking her propensity for passing her time in the pub and ruining reputations.<br />
One flick of the basilisk eye was enough to reduce any critic to ashes.<br />
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The ENA is another elderly harridan, though without hairnet, whose control of French public life is such that it too, with a flick of a basilisk eye, can light a funeral pyre under its critics.<br />
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General de Gaulle founded it in 1945, with the idea of forming people to become bureaucrats on the grounds of merit...to give France a dynamic internal direction.<br />
Needless to say, it soon fell under the influence of the very people de Gaulle decried and mistrusted.<br />
The well connected.<br />
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The very same who had let France walk into the abyss in 1940.<br />
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I have just been re reading a 'L'Etrange Defaite' by Marcel Bloc, radical historian of the Middle Ages and before, a reserve officer called up in 1939 and member of the real Resistance, shot in the later stages of the war, where he treats of the reasons for the collapse of France in 1940.<br />
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He puts it down to people in authority being hidebound, stuck in a career path where their superiors would command their fate for the rest of their working lives, where it was better to do something stupid, but approved, than to do what was needed.<br />
The ultimate horror...using their initiative!<br />
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And then serendipity, in 'Le Nouvel Observateur' this weekend is an article by Patrick Fauconnier who compares a book by Olivier Saby on his time at ENA with that of Bloc.<br />
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Saby describes the plodding, uninspirational ambience...where no one dare buck the system for fear of bearing the cost all their working life...for the future depends on how you are graded at the end of your studies...<br />
Up at the top and its the Inspection des Finances...finangling between state jobs and top jobs in the private sector, with the little retirement prize of being named Conservateur des Hypotheques for your area where you get a percentage of the fees paid when property changes hands....something else the 'living the dream' magazines and blogs don't tell you.<br />
At the bottom..and it's off to a sub prefecture in the Deux Sevres...or, if you've really been radical...Bethune in the Nord. Bienvenue chez les Cht'is.<br />
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The essential art is to memorise French and European legislation...and don't make waves.<br />
Above all...don't contradict your superior...don't let yourself stand out as an individual...or your career will get nowhere.<br />
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Those formed by the ENA are not just civil servants...they can take indefinite leave of absence to go into politics or the private sector, sure of returning to the bosom of the public services when the balloon bursts, guaranteed by their passage at ENA.<br />
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For all the good people formed like this are to France they might as well spend their time sitting in the pub wearing a hairnet, slagging off those who don't conform to their views.<br />
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And Francois Hollande, product of ENA and so dim that he never made it to the private sector, President of France, has surrounded himself with his colleagues from his year at ENA...the promotion Voltaire...who must be revolving at Mach 3 at the misuse of his name.<br />
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Ena Sharples would have eaten Hollande for breakfast.<br />
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Merkel is heating the toaster......<br />
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I miss my copy of Le Canard Enchaine (the duck in chains) every Wednesday.<br />
The editorial buggers are so French that they refuse to have an online edition...probably because they don't have enough women on the staff to make them see sense.<br />
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There you would find all the scandals, all the whitewashes, all the things the governing classes did not want you to know....until Hollande took power at which point, so Guy tells me, criticism stopped dead. Even a chained duck of a journalist likes his 30% tax exemption.<br />
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I'm ambivalent about cartoons.....loved Steve Bell's earlier stuff, loved Giles completely, and had odd moments for Posy Simmonds...but those in the Canard Enchaine on Edouard Balladur gave rise to a pleasure in understanding the society in which I was living by reference to them.<br />
Like living anywhere abroad...once you master the small ads and the cartoons you are well on the way to getting to grips with things.<br />
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One strip cartoon particuarly intrigued me...Les Nouveaux Beaufs.<br />
So I asked <a href="http://www.blogger.com/blogger.g?blogID=6021650718999668529#editor/target=post;postID=2556379480142790810">Madeleine</a> what is was all about.<br />
She explained that, to her, 'les Beaufs' was a Parisian phenomenon.....guys with big moustaches whose lives revolved round beers at the local zinc and holidays at the same campsite in the same mobile home every summer, playing boules with the same holidaying neighbours over copious amounts of pastis.<br />
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But 'les nouveaux beaufs'?<br />
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Their sons. More money, white collar not blue like their dads, their 'bobonnes' ( female helpmeets) underclad chicks as opposed to the rolling pin wielding harpies of the previous incarnation but the underlying passions were the same....cars, football, booze....and holidays.<br />
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I came across them once...not being addicted to campsites...on an Iberia flight from Madrid to Paris. Behind me there was a group of about twenty middle aged men and women, returning from holiday.<br />
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First gripe....the 'what to do in an emergency' instructions were broadcast in Spanish....and English.<br />
Uproar... even though a stewardesss then came forward and repeated it all in French. This flight went to Paris, didn't it...so why wasn't there a French broadcast!<br />
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Second gripe....not that they had to pay for refreshments, but that the beer they all ordered was....Spanish! This flight went to Paris, didn't it...so where was the French beer for the French clients!<br />
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And once the Pyrenees were crossed, what a sigh of relief went up....soon be in Paris where people spoke a proper language and served proper beer.<br />
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I saw Madeleine's point...and that of the cartoonist who invented 'les beaufs'...Cabu. He memorialised them as men who never let a thought enter their heads, who swallowed any brand of popularism, who were mindlessly sexist, who thought that their car was their juggernaut......so even if you don't have any French you'll see from the clip below that they're not a breed you'd welcome into the family..<br />
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I don't for one moment imagine that they are a purely French phenomenon....in fact I know they aren't. We all risk having one of them somewhere in the entourage.....because the term 'beauf' comes from 'beau-frere'...the brother in law...and most of us have one of those.<br />
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And because 'les beaufs' like to celebrate daft things...I thought I would celebrate them in this my three hundredth post. <br />
Happy beaufday!<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com36tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-70530539118451761082012-10-20T22:03:00.001+02:002012-10-20T22:03:44.615+02:00Tales from the Alcove<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
In the Loire Valley you are never far away from the French kings who built and occupied the chateaux we now visit as historic monuments.<br />
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Bare as they are after the excesses of the French Revolution and the sale of buildings and contents for paper money it can be hard to envisage the same buildings in the days of their splendour, but the stories bring them to life.<br />
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What more evocative than the fates of the chateaux of Chaumont and Chenonceaux....the one given to a despised wife, Catherine de Medici, by Henri II, the other to his mistress Diane de Poitiers. <br />
Once the king dead and the despised wife Regent of France she obliged the mistress to exchange the properties and made a jewel of the chateau on the banks of the Cher.<br />
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Here she introduced the festivities so common in the Italian scene...masques, plays and ballets, her version of the festivities otherwise offered by towns to their overlords...the 'Joyeuse Entree' where fountains ran with wine, learned professors gave speeches in Greek and Latin and pretty girls posed as nymphs while the essential ceremony...that in which the mayor and burgers offered cups of gold coins...clouded its mercenary nature in a veneer of culture.<br />
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My first acquaintance with the Renaissance courts of France was via Jean Plaidy.<br />
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Mother was fond of historical novels....Georgette Heyer in particular....so a friend suggested she try Jean Plaidy...remarking darkly that mother might find them a bit, well, 'you know'.<br />
Try Jean Plaidy she did, and lighted on one of her books about Catherine de Medici. I don't know whether she found it a bit, well, 'you know', but it was certainly lurid even if written so clunkily that it was hard going.<br />
Poison, astrology and intrigue have never sounded so dull. <br />
Still, I remembered this vaguely when making a further acquaintance of the period....and recognised the reference to Catherine de Medici's flying squadron......l'escadron volant......<br />
Her maids of honour, though never was a word so misused.<br />
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Nor does the translation do justice to the function of the ladies concerned.<br />
Rather than being the predecessors of those magnificent men in their flying machines, as the image implies, 'volant', flying, is a euphemism for light...as in light of love...of somewhat free morals...having, in that unforgettable French phrase, 'la cuisse legere'.<br />
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The death of Henri II left Catherine de Medici Regent of France while her children were young....and her aim was to maintain power in her hands on their behalf, while the aim of the powerful nobles was to seize it for themselves.<br />
After all, she was only a woman...and foreign at that.<br />
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So she used the rivalries of the various noble factions to keep them divided rather than united against herself and to this end her maids of honour played their part.<br />
At her command they would make advances to, or accept advances from, the powerful men about the court....and report back to the Queen on the state of the power play.<br />
While in everyday life their morals might be deplored - and were in particular by Protestant ministers (this is the age of John Knox) - she gave them her full support...unless they became pregnant...in which case they exchanged the court for the convent in very quick order.<br />
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And as it was easier to keep the nobles under supervision at court rather than at liberty on their own estates, it was necessary to offer entertainment of a more public kind....where, again, the maids of honour would feature in the danses and ballets which kept the mind of the courtiers fixed on learning their steps under the tuition of Italian dancing masters, distracting them from the steps to the overthrow of the royal power.<br />
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Was she successful? Given that this is the period of the St. Bartholomew massacre, the age of the Wars of Religion, you might say not.<br />
But she did succeed in maintaining royal power though her eldest son Francois II, husband of the young Mary, Queen of Scots, died young, his younger brother Charles IX reigned only a few years and neither he nor his younger brother Henri III, produced heirs, the kingdom going to Henry of Navarre, that most pragmatic religionist.<br />
Had her daughter in law used her example she might not have ended on the block at Fotheringhay.<br />
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A woman who did follow her example was Francoise Giroud, editress of her lover's newspaper l'Express in the 1950s and 60s.<br />
Despite her revulsion at the way in which she had been used by men when making her way in the film industry of the 1930s, she saw nothing wrong in developing her own escadron volant...women journalists whom she would form as to dress and manners to interview the powerful men of the day.<br />
Just as Catherine de Medici needed to know who was plotting what to ensure her family's survival in power, Giroud needed to have scoops for her newspaper......and to have the drop on these powerful men by means of another French phrase...'les secrets d'alcove'....pillow talk.<br />
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None of which prevented her lover...who had refused to leave his wife for her....finally marrying her secretary when Giroud proved incapable of having children.<br />
Clear case of the wrong alcove.<br />
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There are faint echoes of the escadron volant to this day....<br />
Valerie Trierweiler, companion of Francois (Moije) Hollande and political journalist, is taking legal action - again - after it was reported that she had had a relationship with a senior right wing married French politician at the same time as having a relationship with Hollande - who was at that time living with Segolene Royal - while she herself, Mme. Trierweiler was still living with M. Trierweiler.<br />
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Now, while this may be normal behaviour in the brothel atmosphere of Parisian society and thus counting as her private life, which should be left undisturbed by publicity, it might be thought...as the reporters concerned maintain....that the nexus of journalists and politicians should be exposed...in which case publication is justified.<br />
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I would just note that when she was employed at Paris Match her boss gave the rules of the publishing house as follows..<br />
Get me results...I don't care by what means, but get me results...'<br />
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Sounds like Catherine de Medici to me..<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com41tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-48536579442051575082012-10-14T23:16:00.001+02:002012-10-14T23:16:37.509+02:00A Blast from the Past<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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An extract from a letter.....<br />
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1774 August 24<br />
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Louis XVI, King of France ,<br />
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Having just left Your
Majesty's room, still full of the anxiety produced by the immensity of the
burden you place upon me, overcome by the touching kindness with which you have
deigned to encourage me, I hasten to convey to you my respectful gratitude and
the absolute devotion of my whole life.<br />
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Your Majesty has been good enough
to authorize me to put in writing the promise you have made to uphold me in the
execution of those plans for economy that are at all times, and to-day more than
ever, of an absolute necessity . ... <br />
At this moment, Sire, I confine myself to
recalling to you these three phrases: No bankruptcy; No increase of imposition;
No borrowing. <br />
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No bankruptcy either avowed or disguised by arbitrary reduction
(of interest on public stock). <br />
No increase of impositions; the reason for this
lies in the plight of your subjects, and still more in Your Majesty's heart. <br />
No
borrowing; because every loan always diminishes the unanticipated revenue and
necessitates, in the long run, either bankruptcy or an increase in taxes. <br />
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There is only one way of fulfilling these three aims: that of
reducing expenditure below receipts, with a view to the redemption of
long-standing debts. Failing this, the first gunshot will drive the State to
bankruptcy. <br />
It will be asked, “On what can we retrench?” and all officials,
speaking for their own departments, will maintain that every particular item of
expenditure is indispensable. They will be able to put forward very good
reasons; but since the impossible cannot be achieved, all these must yield to
the absolute necessity of economy.<br />
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Your Majesty is aware that one of the greatest obstacles to economy
is the multiplicity of demands by which you are constantly besieged, and which
have unfortunately been sanctioned too indulgently by your
predecessors.<br />
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It is necessary, Sire, to arm yourself against your
kindness by a greater kind-heartedness, by considering whence comes this money
which you are able to distribute to your courtiers, and by comparing the
wretchedness of those from whom it is extracted (sometimes by the most rigorous
methods) with the condition of those people who have the greatest call upon your
liberality. <br />
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Anne Robert Jacques Turgot <br />
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But Louis XVI failed to give his minister his support....the courtiers attacked him for cutting the sinecures available to them, the financiers were against him for his support of free trade, the trade guilds were against him for his policy of allowing people to pursue whatever trade they wished without restriction...in short, vested interests achieved the downfall of Turgot within two years.<br />
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The situation in France is as parlous now as it was in the time of Turgot....and vested interests are equally strong<br />
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Louis XVI lasted another nineteen years before going to the guillotine.....Francois Hollande will be lucky if he lasts out the five years of his mandate, but whoever replaces him will be another tool of vested interests...not another Turgot.<br />
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The French Revolution arose in great part from the calling of a national assembly....which was enabled to voice the concerns and demands of the population.<br />
These days there is a national assembly which claims the legitimacy to do the same....while it plays the part of the courtiers and guilds of the age of Louis XVI.<br />
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How long will our 'Ancien Regime' last?<br />
Whence will the new legitimacy arise?<br />
And what bloody form will it take?<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com26tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-84379938677410456132012-10-10T00:06:00.001+02:002012-10-10T00:09:49.514+02:00The Great British Bake Off<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I'm not good at baking.......though if I'd watched The Great British Bake Off at a formative age I reckon I'd be considerably better as the two judges specialise in informing and helping - a welcome change from most 'reality' shows.<br />
It is a wholesome programme - with the possible exception of Brendan oiling his forearms - and one that gives me a great deal of pleasure even if to this day I can't see how you are supposed to get a hot water crust case off a wooden dolly after putting it in the fridge. <br />
I use a big jam jar and fill the case while it is still a little warm. It needs sharp work with the greaseproof and string, but it works for me.<br />
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It came as no surprise to learn that the BBC have been selling the programme round the world....it's a winning formula, combining home baking and professional standards in a friendly atmosphere and deserves to do well, but today I read in the papers that the formula has been sold to a French TV chain who plan, of course, to alter it for their home market.<br />
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Meddling buggers.<br />
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No tent with rain lashing down outside....but an orangerie.<br />
No flatbreads, or wellingtons, or pork pies...but patisserie. <br />
Only patisserie.<br />
Meringues...and, inevitably, macarons.<br />
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When groups of friends from the U.K. visited us in France the women could be seen loading up with gold ribboned boxes of things featuring chocolate ganache, fruits and creme patissiere, which the men would inevitably devour before condemning them as fartarse fancies, two mouthfuls of nothing with a whopping price tag.<br />
Patisseries.<br />
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So they won't be watching, then.<br />
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I don't think I will be either despite the best efforts of a Paris based Irish cookery book writer called Trish Deseine who informs us that French amateurs will probably come in to the show with a better base of skills.<br />
'There is a level of understanding and complexity that you don't have with British home cooking.' <br />
She doesn't mean to be detrimental, you understand,<br />
'but it is because of the relative maturity of the food culture in both countries.'<br />
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She also believes that French home cooks are better than their British equivalents.<br />
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While I imagine that she has mastered the culinary arts, it is clear that she has also mastered that art essential to success in France...what Private Eye used to refer to as the ancient art of Arslikhan.<br />
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The decision to concentrate on patisserie is, to me, yet another example of the Paris/Provinces split....the antithesis of The Great British Bake Off where traditional baked goods are not despised but <br />
celebrated.<br />
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I lived outside Paris...well outside....and ladies in the provinces bought their patisserie from the shop....but made their traditional dishes at home.<br />
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A tarte aux pruneaux....like a shortbread with a layer of prune puree in the middle.<br />
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A galette paysanne, where a yeast dough enriched with sugar, rum and creme fraiche is rolled and turned like puff pastry, emerging golden from the oven to be eaten with fruit compote.<br />
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A brioche vendeenne, a plaited enriched yeast dough flavoured with rum or orange flower water and light as a feather.<br />
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A tourteau fromage, a base of shortcrust pastry filled with a mixture of fromage blanc and eggs...cooked until the dome is black.<br />
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And not just sweet things, either....<br />
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A gateau de Paques, veal and ham pie but with a mix of pork, rabbit and pigs liver surrounding the boiled eggs.<br />
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A tarte au Maroilles, think quiche, but using the high smelling cheese from Maroilles in the north of France mixed with beer and creme fraiche.<br />
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A flamiche aux poireaux, quiche again but filled with leeks.<br />
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And anyone who has eaten potato pie from the Berry region will know how the housewives could make a belly filler into a sheer delight.<br />
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Anyone who lives or has a holiday house in France will have their local favourites and wouldn't it be much more interesting to see regional baking specialities being showcased than to assist at the birth of yet another macaron?<br />
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I suggest that the best way to counter the claims of Trish Deseine would be for the British contestants to produce a Bombe Alaska in the shape of Joan of Arc.....and flambe it.<br />
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On your marks... get set... bake!<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com40tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-76683992840796249202012-09-29T21:26:00.001+02:002012-09-29T21:26:22.087+02:00More Adventures in Wonderland<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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While I know that he didn't, for someone who took his education elsewhere Mr. Hollande, (Moije) President of France, shows all the signs of one whose learning was acquired at the school under the sea, at the knee of the Tortoise.<br />
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I support this view by his expertise in the fields of reeling and writhing.<br />
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Reeling first.... demonstrated by his pre election promise to renegotiate the European Stability Pact - an austerity measure produced by the Merkozy - which resulted in him reeling from the disapproval of the Mer part of the Kozy (and probably also from the disapproval of the minder from Rothschild's Bank who is at the Elysee to keep an eye on him).<br />
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Writhing next.....to ensure that the Socialist Party deputies elected on a programme including that promise wriggle round and vote for the opposite measure.<br />
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Further supporting evidence for his alma mater.....fainting in coils.<br />
Ably demonstrated at the recent United Nations annual No One Has Talent show for heads of state.<br />
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He, with entourage, was about to enter a corridor when he beheld his ex ladyfriend and mother of four of his children, vice president of the Socialist International and president of the region of Poitou Charentes, giving a press conference on the other side of the glass doors.<br />
Did he enter, salute her courteously in passing and go on his way?<br />
Did he do a right about face and remove himself from the vicinity?<br />
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No, he spent some time with his back to the doors - peek a boo, I can't see you, everything's looking fine - demonstrating to fascinated television crews the art of fainting in coils before shabbing off round the back way.<br />
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And he is a sound student of the four branches of arithmetic:<br />
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Ambition.....well, he he is at the top of the greasy pole.<br />
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Distraction.......that bit of fainting in coils will win him no brownie points with his latest lady friend.<br />
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Uglification......not a pretty sight in the baggy bermudas.<br />
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and, of course,<br />
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Derision.<br />
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During the election campaign he had nothing but derision for Sarkozy....referring to him as a 'salopard'. <br />
He treated Sarkozy and his wife with contempt at the handover of power...turning on his heel as they walked to their car.<br />
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And now he is treating the ordinary people of France with derision.<br />
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A few token swipes at the rich.....but the working population put to contribution to support the bloated ranks of central and local government bureaucrats.<br />
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People who want to get ahead, be independent? He'll learn 'em....<br />
The 'auto entrepreneur' scheme set up by Sarkozy, where you paid social security contributions based on what you made, is to have the guts torn out of it. <br />
Bang goes an opportunity to get on your own feet.<br />
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At a period when utility bills are soaring, freezing the tax brackets so that more and more will be caught up by them is not a popular move any more than measures to penalise people for running the older cars they cannot afford to replace.<br />
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It is not appreciated either that when the state reckons you owe it money it's the bailiffs and the frozen bank accounts.....but when it owes you money, as when the courts order compensation for the state's illegal actions, you can whistle.<br />
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I just wonder if the French people will put up with this.....as they seem to put up with everything.....or whether another person from Wonderland will make an appearance......<br />
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The Queen of Hearts.<br />
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'Off with his head!'<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com43tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-422808310263389432012-09-26T18:15:00.000+02:002012-09-26T18:15:02.281+02:00An Oxymoron's Adventures in Wonderland.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Blissfully contemplating the benefits of a climate that requires neither air conditioning nor central heating I am not unaware that in rural France the seasonal preoccupation is firewood.<br />
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The ants will be fine. They have wood seasoned for three years and chopped to length stacked in a rotation system. The latest tranche was delivered in July by Mr. Cromagnon who was glad of the money at the short end of the year in his finances and gave them a good deal.<br />
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The grasshoppers, however, will be trying to contact Mr. Cromagnon via a telephone sporadically manned by his wife whose promises as to his likelihood of response are piecrust, as Mr. Cromagnon only touches base for sleep before setting out again on his mission to sell at a premium price the green wood which the ants would not buy earlier.<br />
He knows his grasshoppers and will be at their door with an offer they cannot refuse when he is working their commune.<br />
In the fullness of time.<br />
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Some customers do not give a monkey's about fiscal fraud...they want their firewood and if that means withdrawing the folding stuff from the mattress, so be it.<br />
After all, as yet (but don't hold your breath) the insurance companies have not demanded that their clients keep a record of the supplier of their wood in order to pass the buck to his insurers when the chimney catches fire from the tar issuing from the green wood burned in the insert.<br />
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Other clients are more rigorous but Mr. Cromagnon is not bothered about taking cheques and giving receipts....it gives him something to show the taxman.<br />
However, he is less likely to be pleased and may express himself forcefully should they ask him if he has paid his Voluntary Obligatory Contribution on the wood just sold.<br />
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Yes, you did read that correctly.<br />
Let us proceed to a little dissection.<br />
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Now, anyone who has lived in France for a while knows that mention of 'contribution' or 'participation', while to the English speaking ear betokening some notion of a goodwill payment, means money passing from your mattress to the coffers of whoever is demanding the said 'contribution' or 'participation' whether you like it or not.<br />
You visit gardens on the Journees de la Patrimoine.....and a well dressed woman is at the gate with a table of tickets. <br />
This is not something so vulgar as a sale...no, it is a 'participation'....your recognition of the cost of weeding the wonders you are about to see.<br />
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So the Contribution bit poses no problems. Mr. Cromagnon has to cough up. <br />
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He's not the only one.....<br />
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Farmers who want to keep some of their own grain to sow in the following year are obliged to make a contribution....to the costs of research of, for example, Monsanto.<br />
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Vignerons too...where the 'contribution' is more accurately called a 'cotisation' - membership fee. They're obliged to cough up to support the activities of their regional promotion board, even when said board does nothing whatsoever to promote their particular wine.<br />
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There may be others...I have not delved deeply into this particular woodpile.<br />
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Still, what about the other two elements....<br />
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Obligatory poses no problems either....somewhere along the line the contribution has been recognised in law.<br />
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It is the juxtaposition of 'obligatory' and 'voluntary' that makes the eyebrows rise.<br />
How can it be both?<br />
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Easy peasy. This is France. Alice au Pays de Merveilles.<br />
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In French political thought, the will of the people is held to be expressed in the body representing them.<br />
While the incongruity of this theory and the standing of Mr. Hollande in the polls immediately strikes the eye we are not dealing with transient realities here...we are talking French political thought.<br />
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Thus, the will of any particular group is expressed in the body which represents them....no, it does not need to be elected, it just has to be recognised as representing them; this is French political thought, not some Anglo Saxon heresy.<br />
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Who has to recognise it? The government which, as stated above, embodies the will of the people.<br />
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Thus the organisation 'representing' Mr. Cromagnon has voluntarily decided to make an obligatory contribution.<br />
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Which makes it a Voluntary Obligatory Contribution and Humpty Dumpty a French political theorist.<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-77453139199920055002012-09-25T00:44:00.001+02:002012-09-25T00:44:23.217+02:00Arsouille of the Universe<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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On the left, Condoleezza Rice, ex American Secretary of State. <br />
On the right, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, ex head of the IMF.<br />
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They are attending a jolly organised by a PR group owned by a friend of the latter, in Yalta.<br />
A grandly named European Strategy conference, graced also by the presence of Gordon Brown and the Prime Minister of Turkey, Recep Erdogan.<br />
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B list then.<br />
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Strauss-Kahn appears to have put his problems behind him.....no penal proceedings for the Sofitel affair and no court appearances in the case of the Lille based prostitution ring. <br />
He's on the circuit again.... a small start to be sure, but with a little help from his friends.....<br />
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But what is Condoleezza Rice thinking of to be sitting next to him. Accepting his presence.<br />
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This is a man whose attitude to women has been all too clearly revealed. Women are objects, to be used and, in his case, misused.<br />
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I know she worked with Bush but can her sense of decency be so dimmed that she would consent to have any dealings with a man like this?<br />
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Or is it all right, in her view, as he is not going to lunge at a woman whose status is on a par with his own. <br />
Women employees and prostitutes are another matter...on another planet. None of her concern.<br />
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Given his conduct and her tacit acceptance of it, which one is the 'arsouille' of the universe?<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com38tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-34456000238676556682012-09-14T17:35:00.001+02:002012-09-14T18:21:36.487+02:00In and Out the Plastic Windows<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Hello there, Victor! A glass of Zizi's demi sec?<br />
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That would go down well! How did you get your hands on that...the old bugger rations it!<br />
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Ah, well....I cut him in on that Rivesaltes that Jean Yves gets through the old railway comrades. There's some of them can't afford to take their share these days so I took it off his hands.....and Zizi has never been able to get in on the syndicate.<br />
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I don't get it. He makes a wonderful demi sec...why does he want to buy Rivesaltes?<br />
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Because he can sell his demi sec for more than the Rivesaltes costs and that way he's always got a wine for the ladies.<br />
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What ladies?<br />
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Any ladies. He's not called Zizi for nothing....<br />
Another?<br />
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Yes, if you would...it's been quite a day.<br />
I've had my nephew round...you know, Herbert, Agnes' boy.<br />
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Yes...she married Robert's son, Didier, from Ste. Connasse....runs the garage there...<br />
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That's right. Well, Herbert's been working in Paris, met a girl there, they've got a little boy and they wanted to come back to the country so the kid would have a good start and Herbert could help his dad with the garage. <br />
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Sounds a good idea to me...so what's the problem?<br />
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The flaming church...that's what!<br />
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What's the matter...the priest there hasn't refused to marry them has he...he's a nice old boy, Pere Jean Aymard, but a bit overworked with five parishes these days.<br />
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No...they married in Paris....it's not The Church...it's the church!<br />
The church in Ste. Conasse!<br />
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What do you mean...what about the church in Ste.Conasse?<br />
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Well, Didier looked round and found a nice house....old, a bit to do, you know....with a little garden for the kid right in the centre, near the church, handy for the garage.<br />
They came down, took a look and agreed to buy it. <br />
We all said we'd give a hand to modernise it and all and that was that. <br />
They moved in, Herbert started at the garage and we got down to doing what needed doing.<br />
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So what's the problem?<br />
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Well it all started out all right....we ran the toilets into the drain that goes to the river....<br />
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What about the SPANC? They couldn't have bought the house without an inspection of the drains...<br />
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Oh, Didier sorted that with the inspector....he passed it as A1 for the sale and Didier fixed his suspension.<br />
Anyway, everyone on that side of the village is on that drain and SPANC isn't going to say a word...if over 15% of the houses aren't up to scratch with their drains then they'll have to install a sewage works and no one wants to start finding the money for that. <br />
No, no problem there.<br />
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So where does the church come in?<br />
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I'm getting to that.<br />
We did up the inside.....Herbert's good with wallpaper by the way......did the ceilings without a crease or a join showing...all the poppies matched up perfectly....and as for the doors! <br />
Lucky he put on bright brass doorknobs or you'd never know where to get out. Lovely job! <br />
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But what about the church....?<br />
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Well we didn't know about that...<br />
Didier fitted up nice new plastic windows with roller shutters - just the way the insurers wanted - and put some of that nice plastic grille - you know, the stuff they sell in rolls - on the top of the front garden wall to keep the kid safe.<br />
All nice as you like....a real picture. Pity the others in the village don't do likewise....it looks really tatty except for the place the English have as a holiday home on the corner.<br />
Mark you they spent a fortune...wooden windows - I ask you! Bought old tiles for the roof instead of something modern....more money than sense.<br />
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So where does the church come in?<br />
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It was on Thursday. Didier had nipped in for an apero after trying for a few partridges. He was a bit fed up because with this drought and whatever there weren't any to be seen.<br />
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No, I saw in the paper some bright spark in the Vienne shot a horse and said he thought it was a partridge...<br />
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Well, Didier came close! As he went out he saw this man lurking about - a foreigner - and asked him what he wanted. After all, what would a foreigner want in Ste. Conasse? Had to be up to no good.<br />
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Did he understand French then, this foreigner?<br />
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Of course he did...he was French, wasn't he, Didier could tell by his shoes...but not from round here.<br />
Anyway he asked if Didier was the owner of the house and Didier asked him what business it was of his if he was.<br />
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Because, said the foreigner, if he was he was going to serve him with a proces verbal.<br />
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What the hell for? <br />
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Because the foreigner was from the STAP.....blasted Architectes des Batiments de France......wasn't he, and someone had denounced them for putting in plastic windows!<br />
They were within 500 metres of the church and...you wouldn't believe it....that gloomy old hole is an historic monument! Something to do with the porch...<br />
Anyway, they were supposed to have any works passed by the STAP and they hadn't.<br />
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Surely they'd applied for permission? They weren't that daft!<br />
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Well, of course they had...it's not like the drains where nobody can see. <br />
The maire passed it through on the nod on his own responsibility, the way he always does. Nothing wrong with that and, anyway, what would bring those chair bound bobos out of their comfy offices to see anyway?<br />
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Something did.<br />
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Yes, they were denounced.....and Didier found out later that this foreigner has an aunt in St. Supplice and he must have used this as an excuse to put the petrol on expenses to visit her.<br />
He probably came back via Ste. Conasse after the aperos with her...his car was parked by the church.<br />
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Anyway, Didier said if that was the case, what about all the other places with plastic windows? They've all got them...except that English place.<br />
And do you know what he said, this foreigner?<br />
He said he wasn't bothered about them because they hadn't been denounced!<br />
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So what did Didier do...he must have been wild!<br />
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Well he had his gun....but no one would believe he mistook this foreigner for a partridge, not in the middle of the village, so he telephoned the gendarmerie.<br />
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Well they'd never come out....<br />
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No, it wasn't for that. It was to give old Claude the car number so he could get the patrol to breathalyse him on his way back.<br />
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Anyway, that must have got his back up because Herbert's been told to apply for permission and, in the meantime, take out all his windows...and take down that nice little grille too.<br />
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What about the maire? Old Alain won't like that, someone messing on his pitch...<br />
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No, he didn't, especially as he got a warning for not contacting the STAP. <br />
Didn't take it kindly.<br />
He's applying to have the church removed from the list of historic monuments and if that doesn't work then the porch will have to have an 'accident'.<br />
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Yes, I think another drop of Zizi's demi sec....<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com37tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-43670382999058809932012-09-13T21:02:00.001+02:002012-09-13T21:05:14.256+02:00Revenons a nos moutons....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
Thank you for your kind words which were a great help to me.<br />
The last post having served its purpose, I have taken it down.<br />
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Now...revenons a nos moutons.....like the parents in western France who, needing one more to make up a class in order that the school should not be closed, brought a sheep to school.<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-75717277851561834952012-09-02T13:36:00.001+02:002012-10-12T04:16:02.050+02:00Famous Women...or where Maggie went Wrong<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Let us now praise famous men and our fathers that begat us....leaders of the people by their counsels.... wise and eloquent in their instructions.
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There be of them that have left a name behind them that their praises might be reported. <br />
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I have grave doubts as to whether any of the current crop of political leaders would qualify for having their praises reported in the terms laid out in Ecclesiasticus on the grounds of the wisdom of their instructions, but famous they certainly are in terms of their presence in the media.<br />
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For what is fame?<br />
Fame is being talked about widely, one's actions being reported, and the media certainly do their best to encourage interest in politicians - if not in their policies, it being deemed unwise to encourage the hoi poloi to meddle with the interests of the hoi oligoi.<br />
Such meddling has the potential to overturn apple carts and find alternative uses for street lamps.<br />
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My assumption had been that fame sprang from something done, something achieved, something worthy, but a riffle through the newspapers - let alone the television - shows me that I am sorely mistaken.<br />
Modern fame consists of being what I would have classed as 'well known'......and it doesn't seem to matter what the nature of that notoriety might be.<br />
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Just achieve fame and the gravy train awaits.....newspapers will publish articles in which you express your vapid views on holidays, food, relationships, bringing up children......couturiers will lend you clothes.....hoteliers will give you free accommodation in which to be photographed in the buff...and nightclubs will swarm to attract your custom.<br />
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So is it any wonder that women, in particular, see a career in just...being famous?<br />
Why study, why fight discrimination at work when you could just wear a minimum of clothing and flash your ...teeth?<br />
Not that it is just that...competition is fierce and the losers are more likely to end up as the good time that was had by all on the local scene than as the A listers in London.....but being famous now seems to be a career option - like media studies without the need to study.<br />
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So should you be thinking in terms of turning your life around, take a few tips from Fascinating Aida.<br />
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Just think, though....if Margaret Thatcher had followed this career path rather than that of politics...might not the U.K. now be a different place?<br />
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the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com27tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-30360143938793143152012-08-25T05:33:00.001+02:002012-08-25T05:34:42.445+02:00I never thought I'd say this, said a friend.....<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">But I'm almost missing Sarkozy!<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">We both laughed, as Sarkozy hadn't been high in our popularity stakes though he might have done better if he had succeeded in pushing through his reforms of the French economy in the teeth of opposition from his own party.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Then it came back to me...from when I was first in France, at some point the incoming President would be judged in the light of his predecessor....and found wanting. It was just happening a little sooner than usual for Hollande.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">That sinister man Mitterand was President when I moved to France and some of the veils were beginning to shift from his past...his service in the Vichy regime....the protection of top collaborators...the suicide of colleagues.....although the bombshell that he had been keeping a second family at the expense of the taxpayer would not be revealed until much later when both families turned up to his funeral.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Then came Chirac, mired in corruption from his time at the Mairie of Paris....and the faces were long.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">What a man to follow Mitterand who, be he what he was, could at least use the French language properly! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Chirac was a rustic...fit only to stroke rumps at the Paris Agricultural Show!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">He could stroke a few other rumps too....his boon companion and chauffeur would collect him in an unofficial car at eight o'clock and they were off on the town.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">No one knew where he was - probably least of all himself - so on the night that Princess Diana was killed in Paris his Interior Minister had to wait until the President rolled in from his night on the tiles before making decisions on how to handle the affair.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Mme. Chirac was unforgiving. The chauffeur was 'translated' to the post of inspector in the cemetery service.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And after Chirac, Sarkozy...the outsider. The man who was going to shake up France....once he had solved the problem of acquiring a wife to replace the one who had bolted....once he had finished holidaying on the mega yacht of a mega rich friend....once he had dined with his supporters at Fouquets in the Champs Elysees...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Mitterand had had a sombre dignity, Chirac had had charm.....Sarkozy had temper.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">He showed emotion...if he was annoyed, everyone knew about it: no waiting a year to send someone to a cupboard in Limoges 'in the interests of the service' for not ensuring that only short arses surrounded the President on televised appearances - the official concerned would be on his bike in very short order.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">His appearance at the Paris Agricultural Show was not the regal procession of Chirac either....</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">To a man who refused to shake his hand he replied</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">'Casse toi, alors, pauvre con!' which might be roughly translated as 'Bugger off then, idiot.'</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">For clarity it couldn't be beaten.....but it was felt to be lacking in class.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And now we have Hollande....the man in the baggy Bermudas. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The man who announced that change was to happen now. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Except that now was then, when he was campaigning. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Returning from his holidays this week he announces that change will happen in the fullness of time........</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So, while we wait for the reappearance of les neiges d'antan - the snows of yesteryear - let's take a look at the irrepressible Chirac doing what he did best....enjoying the company of les girls.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.ouest-france.fr/photos/2012/08/24/120823190526732_2_000_apx_470_.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="213" src="http://www.ouest-france.fr/photos/2012/08/24/120823190526732_2_000_apx_470_.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Here he is on holiday at Dinan this summer, posing for photographs....note the left hand.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And here he is accompanying his grim wife Bernadette to one of her fund raising events... <iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/7nYLqSy151Y?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And getting into trouble....as he says to his delightful companion 'You have to watch out for women...'</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And for the man sitting on Chirac's right hand....Francois Hollande, the great white hope of France.</div></div></div><div class="zemanta-pixie" style="height: 15px; margin-top: 10px;"><a class="zemanta-pixie-a" href="http://www.zemanta.com/?px" title="Enhanced by Zemanta"><img alt="Enhanced by Zemanta" class="zemanta-pixie-img" src="http://img.zemanta.com/zemified_e.png?x-id=0e9c28e3-43d9-4fa1-a13b-7a920f99f97b" style="border: none; float: right;" /></a></div></div>the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com20tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-58562734830816516742012-08-24T19:25:00.000+02:002012-08-24T19:25:41.499+02:00The childhood shows the man, As morning shows the day.<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div align="left" class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrMXCTw4AJe9TsAEpPfuppiCbUpZz6ekz7UHvKRhkirr-ARSdMFNRoiAlAA-jHZNPypfgJDkUP3rDm0S_1-jizErvFAHBc-BO2G66H7bt9oIuMmyGm8fN5hKf3itVoSsZQHwdw_hePSwI/s1600/leo+1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrMXCTw4AJe9TsAEpPfuppiCbUpZz6ekz7UHvKRhkirr-ARSdMFNRoiAlAA-jHZNPypfgJDkUP3rDm0S_1-jizErvFAHBc-BO2G66H7bt9oIuMmyGm8fN5hKf3itVoSsZQHwdw_hePSwI/s320/leo+1.jpg" width="250" /></a></div>A happy little chap, isn't he?<br />
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But he would not be much older than this when his mother told him that she hadn't wanted him....she had wanted a girl, and furthermore she had known he was going to be bad luck because when she was pregnant a black rat had run across the path in front of her. <br />
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Things did not improve.<br />
He would splash in puddles and muddy the clothes she had made....there would be a quarrel between the parents over his 'wildness' which would end in his father hitting his mother who would roll on the floor crying out to him<br />
'Look what you made him do!'<br />
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Little drudge in the household....<br />
Down to the back door of the bakery at 6.00 am, summer and winter to have fresh bread on the breakfast table.....<br />
Doing the shopping after school in town, to bring it back on the train and found panic stricken by the priest when he had mistakenly put the shopping money on the collection plate....<br />
Out weeding the vegetable garden every evening.....before washing up and then rocking to sleep first the little brother and later the little sister before his own bedtime.<br />
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Summer was his release.<br />
Sent, travelling alone from the age of five, to his father's mother he was in the world of his cousins and their friends, in and out of houses and gardens, taking turns to ride a rusty old bicycle in a pair of shorts made from an uncle's worn out corduroy trousers.....sheer freedom.<br />
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His mother would bring the two younger children to stay with her parents....in the same town.<br />
He would go to the house every morning to say hello, but that was the limit of the contact. His shabby shorts did not fit her picture of herself as the devoted young mother whose fine sewing adorned her offspring.<br />
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Thwarted in his desire to study art, pushed into a job he did not want to do, dealing with a father who became demented when his wife left him, trying to hold things together and blamed for everything, his teens and early twenties were no brighter.<br />
The black rat was always across his path.<br />
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Yet when, many years later, his elderly mother began to have accidents...leaving the gas on, taking tumbles...he was the only one of her children to offer to take her into his own home, to convert the ground floor of his house into a flat for her and provide daily assistance and nursing care, at his own expense.<br />
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Because the child had been taught by the nuns to honour his father and his mother and to return good for evil.... and the childhood showed the man.<br />
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</div>the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com25tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-64375501416011003482012-08-13T21:24:00.000+02:002012-08-13T21:24:43.770+02:00High Finance in La France Profonde<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkTFI87NmRl-f3JS6nVolEAdAWX02dsZvw28MNvJjygscSaMq_lp6HOUsyoSRkfCLWEBFDtuzf1lN-kNMIopkrnHkPRBB1jMBl-wm9yqQ2qCI1O-uSv3_nDSrPdZr7iPDG-4LAC2X5RiE/s1600/campsite.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkTFI87NmRl-f3JS6nVolEAdAWX02dsZvw28MNvJjygscSaMq_lp6HOUsyoSRkfCLWEBFDtuzf1lN-kNMIopkrnHkPRBB1jMBl-wm9yqQ2qCI1O-uSv3_nDSrPdZr7iPDG-4LAC2X5RiE/s1600/campsite.jpg" /></a>A friend's grandson works as a general handyman for the council....it suits him well. </div>Varied work, mostly outside, and home for lunch!<br />
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As part of his job he works at the council owned campsite, a very pretty spot indeed where tall trees provide plenty of shade and the river runs in an arc round three sides of it.<br />
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It isn't a tourist hotspot, so the lady whose house lies across from the entrance collects the fees when she trots round in the evening to see if everyone is all right, but the basic amenities are in place....hot water, loos, showers and blocks to wash clothes and crockery.<br />
All spick and span.<br />
Part of the grandson's job is to make sure it remains so, as well as cutting the grass and checking on the state of the little bridge which crosses the river. <br />
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There are regulars, who stay for a couple of months, most of them (the men at least) being keen fishermen, and there are overnighters, most of whom have ended up there by underestimating the distance to their actual destination and looking for the nearest site at which to lay their weary heads.<br />
Not enough business to tempt the council to tart it up.......but enough to wash its face.<br />
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So my friend was surprised to see the question of the campsite being put on the agenda for the next council meeting and when her grandson came home for lunch asked him if he had any idea what it was about.<br />
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Yes, he had. It was the norms.<br />
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Well, everything in France is governed by norms...but which norms were these?<br />
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New ones for campsites...and for hotels, too he thought...and gites....anywhere people could stay. But this was the one for campsites.<br />
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She knew it was no use asking for more information, his mind being on his lunch, so it was lucky that she met the maire's wife while going to the hairdresser in the afternoon.<br />
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Yes, Clovis is really upset. That's why he put it on the agenda.<br />
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Upset about what, exactly? I thought it pretty well ran itself with Marie-Claude nipping over in the evenings...<br />
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Well, it does, but then there were these new norms. <br />
It came out some time ago....you have to be inspected and whatnot and there's a fee or you can't be classified and go in the guides.<br />
Clovis and Monique went through it...handy her being a retired civil servant, she's used to all this....and it seemed that the campsite was all right, except it didn't have designated pitches....you know, white lines and little hedges and so on.<br />
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But there's no need for all that, there's plenty of room and some people have a couple of caravans and like to park up together.....<br />
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Well that's what Clovis and Monique thought, so they decided that, what with the fees and all that they wouldn't bother to register. <br />
It's always done all right on word of mouth and with the bit of passing trade, so that's what they did.<br />
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So why is it on the agenda, then?<br />
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Because Clovis has just had another circular from the Prefecture.<br />
They charge VAT at a reduced rate at the moment.....but if they don't register it goes up from seven something to nineteen something!<br />
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The regulars wouldn't be very pleased at that!<br />
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No, they wouldn't...I can hear old Victor now...!<br />
Clovis did some figures and took them round to Monique and she agrees....by the time you put on the extra VAT it will cost more to stay on an unregistered site than a registered one!<br />
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So what's Clovis going to do?<br />
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Well he rang up the Prefecture, but they're not budging....no registration, up goes the VAT.....so he's put it on the agenda.<br />
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It's just another wheeze to get money out of people, says my friend.<br />
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Like those useless inspections before you sell a house...like the septic tank inspections...like pulling down weirs to improve water quality because they daren't ask the farmers to keep their sprays away from the watercourses....like telling people to use less water and then putting up the bills because they're not getting enough money in....it's a world gone mad!<br />
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And I agree with her, indeed it is a world gone mad.<br />
Manic regulations covering more and more aspects of life...and each with a price tag for the ordinary person to pay.<br />
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But she wasn't the only one with news...I had some for her.<br />
I was now classed as a speculator.<br />
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You may remember that in the upsurge of ill will to bankers a financial transaction tax was to be imposed, the proceeds going to someworthy cause like an African dictator's villa in Switzerland.<br />
This, it was claimed, would help to make speculation less attractive...would stop speculators distorting the market.<br />
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I have shares in a French company which I have tried to sell, only to fall back from the attempt each time foiled by the inability of La Banque Postale<br />
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A. To maintain my internet account without changing the access code but not giving me the new one.<br />
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B. to understand the word 'sell' in their own language.<br />
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I now understand that they were acting in my own best interest.....they were preventing me from becoming a speculator.<br />
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Because according to the detail of the financial transaction tax it will only be levied if you have held the shares for more than one day.<br />
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Now dealing rooms see shares hurtling in and out of their possession in minutes if not seconds as they clip their percentage from the passing shower of gold.....so they won't be hit.<br />
They are thus not speculators distorting the market.<br />
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But I am, if I ever manage to outwit La Banque Postale.<br />
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</div>the fly in the webhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04563871975125538755noreply@blogger.com24tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6021650718999668529.post-37652257863711856562012-08-11T05:49:00.001+02:002012-08-11T13:29:12.589+02:00A Road in France<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">My lawyer in Costa Rica is to take a holiday in France with her cousin.<br />
Guidebooks have taken over from legal texts in her office and perusal makes it clear that they are visiting Paris and Provence. Nothing but Eiffel Towers and lavender to be seen.<br />
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They are travelling between the two by TGV, their hotels are booked and my lawyer is very excited.<br />
She always loved the idea of France as a girl, but her school did not have enough pupils who wanted to learn French to allow her to learn the language, once spent a fortnight in Normandy as a young woman (it rained) and cannot wait to get on the 'plane.<br />
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At home after our meeting, I looked at the travel sections of the online newspapers...and there it was...Paris and Provence, Provence and Paris.... with just a nod to the Languedoc and to Burgundy.<br />
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Where's the rest of France?<br />
The bits with Eiffel bridges and clocks and church towers that no one cares about...<br />
The bits with fields of angelica or saffron instead of lavender<br />
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The bits that don't pull the crowds...<br />
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I used, when at a previous house, to take one road quite often....going to major town for the Saturday market, or to the hospital. There was another road...across country....but it took too long for someone trying to get a parking spot near the market before the crowds arrived, so it was the main road that I used.<br />
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A road through a France entirely foreign to those who commission travel pieces.<br />
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I would arrive at the main road from the side road through the woods where I would look for mushrooms every autumn, the junction marked by a granite celtic cross.<br />
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Unique in the area in its style, it and other crosses in the region were supposed to mark pre Christian assembly points and I was heartbroken when a lorry careened into it...the pieces were there, it could have been repaired....but it was replaced by a miserable, lumpish concrete cross painted dull yellow...the 'ton pierre' so beloved of the 'heritage' professionals of the department.<br />
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On to the main road.....and on the left the sinister spikes of what was known locally as Chateau Congelateur - Freezer Towers - could be seen rising over the tiled roofs of what had once been its home farm.<br />
A fifteenth century building, over restored in the full Gothic style in the late nineteenth century, it was a fitting home for a doctor who believed in cryogenics.<br />
He had retired there from Paris and was held to be a good doctor when acting as locum for his local colleagues, once the patient could get over the fact that he never cut his hair and appeared to have a mandarin attitude to his nails.<br />
He had installed a freezer in one of the outhouses which was, in due course, occupied by his wife, local speculation being rife as to whether she was dead when she went in.<br />
There was a mighty ruction with Electricite de France when a power cut threatened to defrost her....EDF sought an order that he should have his wife buried, but contacts in Paris soon hit that idea on the head and the Prefect contented himself with telling him to buy a generator.<br />
In his turn, he went in the freezer, the process supervised by his son - another doctor - but eventually the pressure of opinion was such that the son was forced to move his parents, freezer and all, to a location in Paris.<br />
Chateau Congelateur was up for sale....but remained unsold years later when I was leaving not only the area but France itself.<br />
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The village behind had no less than seven chateaux of all ages and styles and had one of the rare monuments in the area to the Republicans of the era of the Vendee Wars.....the Royalist troops advancing, the maire and eleven others climbed up into the steeple to fire on them and, despite the Royalists firing the church under them, their musketry was enough to see off the danger.<br />
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In the twentieth century it was the home of a post impressionist Irish artist....<br />
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Further on the road, emerging from more woodland, the land began to rise, and the vineyards took over.<br />
In the pre war period there was a tramway here, hauling wine from the hinterland to the big merchants on the Loire...the only trace left being the boxy French railway architecture of the little stations and crossing houses alongside the road.<br />
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Over the crest and into the outskirts of the town....by the time I left well supplied with supermarkets, DIY emporia and major outlet stores for clothes...very different from the days when tractors were parked outside the one supermarket as the old boys in wellies went in search of their wives' shopping.<br />
But in the approaches to the mega sprawl stood an old building.<br />
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Known as the Carolingian palace, where Louis the Pious learned of the death of his father Charlemagne, it was nothing of the sort....the palace had been sacked in the Viking raids and the remnants of the materials had been used ro build a defensive tower much later.....but the mere belief demonstrated that this had once been an important town on the network of the old Roman roads.<br />
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Out of town...and on an improved route.<br />
On the right, a turning for a village of troglodyte dwellings....not cliff dwellings as along the banks of the Loire, but dwellings hollowed out of the surrounds of a quarry, open to the sky, not like the miles of tunnels now used by vignerons to mature their wine. Not really a refuge either...but I suspect something to do with escaping taxes.<br />
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Flat land now, sloping gently away to the Loire.....but we're only half way and already we could have pulled off the road to explore the quarries, the gardens and the architecture....so time to take a break.<br />
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No wonder the editors don't commission stuff like this...it would take a book, not a third of a column....and they believe our attention span is the same as their own...negligable.<br />
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These are usually efforts put together by local people....but the big effects at the major festivals can be 'bought in'....jugglers, clowns, fire eaters and the inevitable people on stilts who excite the dogs.<br />
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These people...together with singers, dancers, actors, cameramen, soundmen and all the raff and scaff of the arts world usually work under the employment regime of 'intermittents de spectacle'...a special provision for people whose professions are notoriously unstable.<br />
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But a cold wind has been blowing in their direction.....the Cour des Comptes - a sort of national audit office - has noted that there is a whopping deficit in the scheme...and a great amount of fraud by both employers and employed.<br />
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Perhaps the police should take the threat to the wellbeing of the cultural classes into account when making their enquiries into the robbery at the medieval fair at Bitche in the Moselle.<br />
A large scale event, all had gone well and on the last night the organisers were counting the proceeds.<br />
Unfortunately they had not entered sufficiently into the spirit of things to surround their tent with men with chain mail and halbards so were taken aback by the arrival of several men in medieval costume armed with axes who demanded - and got - the takings of some 20,000 Euros.<br />
Call for Brother Cadfael and track down the mountebanks!<br />
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We already have robber barons on the international scale, imposing tolls on every aspect of daily life, just like the medieval barons in their castles controlling the mountain passes....not surprising, then, that we have the descendants of the roving bands of mercenaries left high and dry by the dearth of employment in their speciality as the systems which supported them crumble.<br />
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But should the system which protects those who work in what might generally be described as the culture industry be also thrown on the scrapheap?<br />
France is renowned for its support of cultural activities....classifies them, in fact, as cultural, not industrial - l'exception francaise - and subsidises them to a massive degree.<br />
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The Cour des Comptes has never attacked the notion of subsidising cultural activities, but it has frequently criticised the special regime for the 'intermittents'.<br />
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It claims that employers - including major television chains - deliberately exploit the system. <br />
Rather than take on permanent staff officially, with a contract for a determined period (CDD) or a contract for an indeterminate period (that rare bird the CDI), they will take them on as 'intermittents'.<br />
They pay them for twenty days, lay them off for ten, and then take them on again. The worker in the 'intermittent' system is then paid the ten days at full rate by the state.<br />
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But what of actors, dancers, for example, whose chances of regular employment of this sort are very poor?<br />
They don't have to worry too much.<br />
As long as they work for 507 hours in a ten month period - some 14.5 weeksout of 40 at 35 hours to the week - they will qualify for full benefits to be paid for 8 months.<br />
A much better deal than that offered to interim office and construction workers.<br />
No wonder they don't mind not being paid for rehearsals by the theatre company....the state picks up the tab.<br />
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As it does at one remove in the festivals, events and programmes put on by local government during the year...everything from the Cannes Film Festival to the twice a year Market under the Stars in your local town, via music and art festivals and the theatre.<br />
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Local authorities employ people specifically to arrange these events...it has all become a widespread industry.<br />
A culture industry.<br />
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Now, while I know that the term 'men in tights' has been used to describe the staff of the Serjeant at Arms of the House of Commons,<br />
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I feel that I have a distinct preference for those men in tights as opposed to this sort of thing....<br />
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As Rolande remarked gloomily,<br />
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You can't go to anything now without half naked men swinging through the air and spoiling the fun.<br />
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She went through the various local festivals, noting that where once entertainment was provided by the local musicians, towed round the commune in a trailer behind a tractor, becoming more and more tuneless as they tucked in to the tables of wine and food set out by each hamlet, now some group or other has to be paid to provide entertainment....if, as she said you can call it that.<br />
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She strongly objects to some stranger clad in tawdry tinsel springing out out at her at an amateur painting festival and trying to get her to participate in some story telling exploit. <br />
She says she is the one who feels exploited by the smirking smartypants artist.....the poor benighted soul who has to be helped to 'open up', to 'develop her potential'.<br />
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It's a good job they don't try it on Papy. <br />
He may be now well over his biblical years but any tinsel clad female performance artist lighting on him stands a fair chance of discovering a more literal sense of opening up and development of potential, while the male variety is pretty well guaranteed a swift swipe at his tawdries with Papy's stick.<br />
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Rolande, Papy their friends, me....we're all unreconstructed.<br />
We like, and liked, things being done by friends and neighbours.....the dance being the folklore group set up in the area...the music being the local band and choir...the entertainment provided by the local maires and councillors after a well oiled communal lunch attempting the sack race...the local children parading with their chinese lanterns......people we knew, enjoying themselves with us.<br />
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What we don't like is some pretentious rubbish being foisted on us in the name of culture...and having to pay for it!<br />
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We deeply resent having theatre performances which are allegories of politically correct thinking about immigration.<br />
We know about immigration. <br />
Some of us are immigrants, some of our grandfathers were immigrants.<br />
Italian and now British names litter the telephone book along with Vietnamese and African.<br />
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We do not need a feminist statement of flamenco.<br />
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And if we need three men wearing papier mache donkeys' heads serenading us with guitars then we can train the councillors ourselves.<br />
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We have thriving cultural associations...run without subsidy.<br />
We have top class speakers in their field willing to come to us for minimal expenses.<br />
We can organise a coach to the big town for a concert or the theatre.<br />
We can even find our way to Paris.<br />
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So any attempt at reform of a structure which inflicts an industry of the second rate upon us at public expense will be welcome.<br />
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Except it won't happen.<br />
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Like the barons of banking, the mountebank industry is seen as too big to dismantle....and the lovvies vote Hollande.<br />
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The French television chain, France 2, has had a competition to choose France's favourite village from 22 preselected to represent the various regions of the Hexagon.....and the votes went in favour of Saint-Cirq Lapopie, in the Lot in south west France.<br />
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It seems that the mostly French voters had the same idea of what constitutes a favourite village as the foreign tourist....there have to be narrow streets, preferably cobbled, geraniums must be launched from every window and the place has to be gussied up to within an inch of its life while a chateau doesn't go amiss either....<br />
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So I suppose it was the possession of a well known chateau which tipped the balance for the Pays de la Loire candidate in favour of Montsoreau, alongside the Loire, though it has a dearth of geraniums, few cobbles and a main road running through it. <br />
As for the gussying....my own theory is that the monthly brocante market on the riverside is held to hide the true ghastliness of the place.<br />
Visitors always want to go there...but not twice. <br />
One encounter with a trader intent on selling you a so called Quimper chamber pot with an eye in the bottom at a price that has your own eyes watering is enough for even the most hardened tourist.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">My vote would have gone to one of Montsoreau's neighbours - Turquant - even if its chateau isn't associated with the novels of Dumas. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">It has two places where I used to buy wine, for a start - and wine had to be good to get me to travel miles to get it - though while this personal note would weigh nothing in the scales the vignerons' places of business certainly would.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The man who made one of the best dry white wines in the region had his cave in, literally, a cave.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div>You can see it above, last on the right, alongside the house. The cliffs overlooking the Loire have been hollowed out both for building stone and deliberately to create dwellings since far back in time and some of the caves contain decidedly sophisticated houses.<br />
When I was first in France, no one wanted to live in them any more....they preferred a nice new breezeblock bungalow in a development...so they were going for a song.<br />
By the time I left they had become trendy des res for Parisians and arty types with the dosh to pay the astronomical prices demanded.<br />
My vigneron had lived through it all and just used his cave for storing his wine....the walls were black with the mould deemed indicative of a healthy balance of temperature and humidity and the wine was superb.<br />
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The other vigneron produced red wine and lived in the village. The houses on either side of the quiet road that leads up from the river to the vineyards above are built of the local stone and glow softly gold in the afternoon sunshine, wallflowers blooming red and yellow in the cracks in the blocks and the breaks in the crepi. There are even geraniums in summer...though only in window boxes.<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">So why do the French televison voters go for Saint-Cirq Lapopie?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Because it as different as possible from their high rise flat in town...and from the village of their grandparents in La France Profonde.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The most banal village in France.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">A square where there is a market once a month. </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">One veg stall.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">Where the hairdresser has closed down for lack of custom.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The chemist could find no one to take on the business.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">The dentist likewise.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">And don't even think about putting out the umbrellas on the pavement outside the caff 'le Pot de Vin'...the local English would nick them.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br />
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