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While living in France, I wasn't one to take Sunday drives...the price of diesel for one thing and disinclination to move from the garden for another.
Friends visiting, however, called for efforts to be made and we used to roam the small roads, with a vague aim in mind for somewhere to picnic....as by the time you'd shifted them out of bed, stuffed them with croissants and herded them out to the cars it was a sure fire bet that no restaurant would be open by the time we reached any selected destination.
Most friends had made many annual visits to us and 'done' the tourist sites, so were looking for the 'real' France...whatever they thought that might be.
Country drives were the answer.
Not so much in the immediate surroundings where most villages would have been in fierce competition for the 'most banal in France' category, but a little further off...in limestone country, where the houses gleamed white and cream in the afternoon sun.
Picture book France.
With a few favourite brocantes and antiquaires....junk in all its forms and prices.....along the way.
On one journey to a much favoured junk shop we would descend from the heights...cross a bridge over the Dive...and drive through a village with the remains of a medieval fortress on the hill up from the bridge....Curcay sur Dive.
We crossed without incident...but had we come this way in the Hundred Years War, this would have been a frontier between England and France, or, more accurately, English and French territory and we would have risked considerably more than a gendarme jumping out with a breathalyser.
The tranquil Dive was at that time not the tamed, canalised stream that we knew, but a series of watercourses running through marshes between the heights on either side...a real obstacle.
The only crossing was the old double arched bridge in the photograph above, said to date from the time of St. Louis and named for his mother, Queen Blanche of Castille.
There are a whole range of fortresses guarding Loudon (French held territory) from incursions by the English installed to the south and west.....
Curcay sur Dive itself
Ranton
Ternay....the old fortress destroyed and replaced by the modern chateau which is today a hotel...
While my favourite...Berrie... to the north was held by English adherents, the Tremouille family.
Friends visiting, however, called for efforts to be made and we used to roam the small roads, with a vague aim in mind for somewhere to picnic....as by the time you'd shifted them out of bed, stuffed them with croissants and herded them out to the cars it was a sure fire bet that no restaurant would be open by the time we reached any selected destination.
Most friends had made many annual visits to us and 'done' the tourist sites, so were looking for the 'real' France...whatever they thought that might be.
Country drives were the answer.
Not so much in the immediate surroundings where most villages would have been in fierce competition for the 'most banal in France' category, but a little further off...in limestone country, where the houses gleamed white and cream in the afternoon sun.
Picture book France.
With a few favourite brocantes and antiquaires....junk in all its forms and prices.....along the way.
On one journey to a much favoured junk shop we would descend from the heights...cross a bridge over the Dive...and drive through a village with the remains of a medieval fortress on the hill up from the bridge....Curcay sur Dive.
We crossed without incident...but had we come this way in the Hundred Years War, this would have been a frontier between England and France, or, more accurately, English and French territory and we would have risked considerably more than a gendarme jumping out with a breathalyser.
The tranquil Dive was at that time not the tamed, canalised stream that we knew, but a series of watercourses running through marshes between the heights on either side...a real obstacle.
The only crossing was the old double arched bridge in the photograph above, said to date from the time of St. Louis and named for his mother, Queen Blanche of Castille.
There are a whole range of fortresses guarding Loudon (French held territory) from incursions by the English installed to the south and west.....
Curcay sur Dive itself
Ranton
Ternay....the old fortress destroyed and replaced by the modern chateau which is today a hotel...
While my favourite...Berrie... to the north was held by English adherents, the Tremouille family.
This disputed ground had long been inhabited...surviving dolmens bear witness above ground....while archaeologists find remains of gallo roman and merovingian settlements below....only the experience of war led people to take shelter in the caves in the limestone which exist under all of these fortresses.
Du Guesclin reduced the English strongholds one by one and relative peace returned to the area...apart from the raiding bands of paid off mercenaries.
When hostilities started up again some forty years later the action was mostly up to the north and east, as Joan of Arc galvanised the Dauphin into action to reclaim the kingdom signed away by his father.
As I say, we had no difficulty crossing into 'French' territory physically...but do we find difficulty into crossing into French territory mentally, or culturally?
On holiday, there is not generally the opportunity. Too little time, too many places to see, or just the wish to collapse into a lounger and forget the world of work.
With a holiday home there is some involvement...paying your taxes, having your chimney swept, meeting the same people in the local superette....but I have come to think that it is not until you live full time in France that you get to grips with how it all works, how people think,....and your own reaction to it all.
I'd moved for financial motives.....but thought that, having travelled widely in France, learned the language and studied the history I would acclimatise fairly easily, and in one way I did.
The area in which I began my life in France was not rich, it did not attract important people for the holidays, there were no big houses except the dilapidated chateau up the road which was being turned into a privately run children's home.
Most of my neighbours were elderly, all were friendly, and the maire and her staff were extremely helpful, in the sense that I left them alone and they left me alone.
I made friends...I went everywhere I was invited and used my ears and eyes.
It became apparent that the words over the door of the mairie - Liberty, Equality, Fraternity - were a parody of the reality.
Coming from a culture where central government was viewed with a high degree of scepticism, where newspapers (pre-Murdoch) investigated and criticised and where (pre-Blair) one was not afraid of the police I found I was living in a society where you could not tell an officious gendarme where to get off (outrage), where the press 'confused' a respect for the private life of people in the public eye with a cover up of corruption and traffic of influence and where government had the last word.
People knew their place.
The phrase I heard over and over again was
'Nous sommes pour rien'...We don't count...
There was a lack of confidence in oneself...nurtured, in my view, not only by the hierarchical nature of society but by an education system in which was there was not only just one correct answer...but also just one correct question; where mistakes were treated with scorn rather than used as opportunities for explanation.
Thus people who had learned English at school hesitated to use it for fear of making a mistake...while I burbled on regardless.
A good French friend, principal of a maternelle, used to joke that I was a woman with no past and no future, such was my lack of acquaintance with either tense when speaking French in the early days...I recognised the tenses when I read them, but for speaking it was the present every time...and I'm going through the same stage with Spanish now.
Friends who talked about politics and explained political structures to me were convinced that the Mitterand reforms, decentralising government, were a force for the bad because they brought about the rise of local political barons, whose snouts were ever seeking new troughs and, over the years since, I am convinced that my friends were right.
In practice these string pullers are the medieval baron restored to life....they exercise middle and low justice through the local courts; they have a privileged financial position as the local tax offices look the other way and they almost inevitably live in chateaux.
Then there was the chauvinism....not met so much among my elderly neighbours, but prevalent among those who felt themselves to be of a more exalted order...accountants, architects and suchlike, whose answer to queries was simple and universal.
'This is France!'
French practice was best...unquestionably...in everything.
I beg leave to differ.
A country which produces the andouillette has a lot of explaining to do.
As does a country which uses coefficients to complicate what should be simple.
The reaction of these people to dissent was speedy and unpleasant.
What would a foreigner know about anything?
Especially one from a country that does not respect reason.
A country that is duplicitous.
And...wait for it...
A country that burned Joan of Arc!
I could not believe this the first time I heard it...but I was to hear it many times over the years.
It always amazed me that the very people who were proclaiming the superiority of France as based on the use of reason could come up with this particular gem.
My reply used to be
Yes, we burned her...but you sold her.'
Which went down like the offer of steak tartare at a coven of vegans.
The Front National (right wing) think a great deal of Joan of Arc....the woman who kicked out the foreigners.
I used to know a number of FN supporters and used to joke with them about how long would I have to pack my suitcases when they came to power.
The answer was always the same....
Oh, not you and people like you......it's the foreigners living on benefits....who won't speak French...who live in ghettos.
So should Marine Le Pen do the unthinkable and win the Presidential election that's most of the British expats on the ferry for home, then...
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